Sloth Cartoon (no cars)

The reality is that they will be extinct soon.

And they are terrible at grammar.

Sloth and car.

Every kind of Sloth is getting in on the action.

Sloths that look like Evan Aaseng

Here are some sloths that look like Evan Aaseng:

Sloth-inspired Car accessory

Spotted in the window of a sloth's car.

Cool MC Sloth has a riddle.

Cool MC Sloth: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

Contemplative Sloth: That is quite the tough riddle. Let me ponder it for a while.

Cool MC Sloth: A THIEF!

(this joke makes Vikings Fan Sloth sad because it is true)

Sloth in a Box: Or BRETT FAVRE!

Cool MC Sloth: Right on, Sloth in a Box. Let's go take some pics of us and our cars and then drink some accountant's beer.

Sloths of all economic classes.

(a poor sloth gives a car a test drive, even though he has no intention of buying it)

The trend taking over the sloth world is reaching popularity with all sloths. Even those that cannot afford a used car. This poor sloth pictured above does his best Tawny Kitaen in a used car lot. The sloth considered buying the car with his 3rd credit card but decided not to at the last minute as he stated, "In all seriousness, I'll probably lose it anyway." Smart move as sloths seem to lose a lot of things. Scientist believe this is due to their pessimistic outlook on life.

An aside...

Research also shows that sloths prefer the company of accountants because they have similar hairstyles.

(top: accountant, bottom: sloth)

(back to sloth and car pics tomorrow, because accountant pictures are boring.)