Cool MC Sloth: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
Contemplative Sloth: That is quite the tough riddle. Let me ponder it for a while.
Cool MC Sloth: A THIEF!
(this joke makes Vikings Fan Sloth sad because it is true)
Sloth in a Box: Or BRETT FAVRE!
Cool MC Sloth: Right on, Sloth in a Box. Let's go take some pics of us and our cars and then drink some accountant's beer.