Cool MC Sloth has a riddle.

Cool MC Sloth: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

Contemplative Sloth: That is quite the tough riddle. Let me ponder it for a while.

Cool MC Sloth: A THIEF!

(this joke makes Vikings Fan Sloth sad because it is true)

Sloth in a Box: Or BRETT FAVRE!

Cool MC Sloth: Right on, Sloth in a Box. Let's go take some pics of us and our cars and then drink some accountant's beer.